Fakts

"Some are born great,
Some achieve greatness,
Some have greatness thrust upon them...
...and then...there are others..."

• An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
• Butterflies smell with their feet.
• Elephants can't jump, no matter how hard they try.

Fakt 48: facts still exist even if they are ignored.
Fakt 116: certain frogs can come back to life when thawed. Humans do not.

• Ruba bands last longer if refrigerated.
• The Bible was written by the same people who thought the Earth was flat.
• Time does not heal all wounds.

Fakt 142: a cigarette is a substitute for your mother's nipple.
Fakt 268: there are three times more chickens in the world than humans.
Fakt 372: the trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops when the music does.
Fakt 586: love does not conquer all.

• Animals have rights too.
• Always respect the environment, as well as yourself.
• Be never ashamed of your body, everybody is unique. Some people have less bits, some have more bits.

Fakt 698: the average person uses nineteen miles of dental floss in their lifetime.
Fakt 804: 42% of the population can't remember their pin number.
Fakt 914: alcohol can cause drunkness and nudity.

• Slow and steady wins the race.

Fakt 1034: life is like a cigarette. Smoke it to the butt.